Bus Ride- A Conversation

“What do you want for dinner?”

“I don’t know. What do you feel like?”
“I asked YOU. I want to know what YOU want for dinner.”

“Why do I always have to make the decisions?

“Oh jeez. Let’s go get Chinese.”

“I don’t feel it. I’m hungry but I don’t want Chinese.”

“What do you feel like?”

“I don’t know. Quit asking me and just make a decision.”

“You don’t want Chinese. You don’t know what you want so you tell me to make the decision. Then you tell me to quit asking questions. Here’s a better question: what DON’T you want?”

“I don’t want to sit around and listen to you bitch through dinner.”

“Fuck you. Let’s go get a bacon cheeseburger. I can always eat that.”

“You are what you eat so you want to be a big pile of ground up goo with grease and salt?”

“Yep.”

Please exit through the rear door.

 

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